So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered
"It’s called a vagina."
(Source: racingbarakarts, via mediocre-satan)
when ur confused pokemon do the move anyway
gordon ramsay’s confused face is the cutest thing on earth
look at him
hes like a little baby boy
(Source: iwarnedyouskank, via ugly)